Ringing in 2011 with the rant! That's what we do here at Screw Perfection, right? Rant.
I had to return some things at Bed Bath and Beyond today. I was already not in a very good mood because my return was awkward and heavy. I'd had a slice of banana bread hours ago for breakfast, but I was suddenly lightheaded and hungry. I had Lindsay with me, who was asking for something within grabbing reach every 2.5 seconds.
There were two cashiers. A customer in front of each of them. I stood behind the woman at the Customer Service register. About 30 seconds later (or after Lindsay had asked me for a lollipop, Quacking Duck keychain, and a pack of gum about 10 times), the cashier at the other register asked if she could help someone. I bent down to pick up the heavy box, and after I'd lifted it, realized there was a customer there already. I sighed.
"I just want you to know I was in line already, when you walked over."
"Okay." I replied.
"Because I was standing there for several minutes before you even entered the store. I don't want you to think I jumped in line ahead of you."
"I don't have any problem with you." I said.
"I can see from the look on your face that you're upset, but I was next in line."
"I don't care. Whatever."
The thought that came into my head next was, why is this man talking to me? I really don't care if he wasn't in line and got helped ahead of me. I broke eye contact and stopped talking.
And the conversation ended.
Huh.