"What if Mother's Day were like Christmas and if you were bad you got a bag of coal?"
"It would be like, score - heating for a month! - and damn, better luck next year."
"Dear son, Thank you for your Mother's Day present, and sorry I suck. Love, your mom."
"I wonder if Hallmark makes that card."
2 comments:
This made me laugh out loud. So funny. I was actually thinking I was sucking it up in the mothering department. Good thing my kids never get me anything anyway and The Man always does just because he's grateful he doesn't have to be me. :)
Thanks for the laugh.
I can't tell if this was a total funny or a slight dig?
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