Scene: Church hallway after children's choir practice. JANE finishes getting a drink at the water fountain and is startled to see EPIPHANY standing with her two daughters.
JANE: Oh, hi!
EPIPHANY: Hi, Jane. How are you?
JANE: I'm fine. It's Shannon, right?
EPIPHANY: No, it's Epiphany. I can see why you thought that, though. We're about the same height, with short blonde hair and glasses and have little kids. Shannon has three children.
JANE: Oh, right, she has two boys and the baby?
EPIPHANY: Yes, Charlie and...I don't remember the middle one's name.
JANE: I think the baby's name is Brianna.
EPIPHANY: That's nice.
JANE: What are your daughter's names again?
EPIPHANY: Lauren and Lindsay. Lauren is 5 1/2 and Lindsay is 2.
JANE: Nice. Do you go by Jessie or Jessica?
EPIPHANY: Neither. My name is Epiphany.
JANE: Oh...I'm so sorry.
EPIPHANY: Jessie is also blonde, sometimes wears glasses, and has a 3-year-old son.
JANE: Um, I have to go now.
2 comments:
i can actually stand in front of ppeople and spell my name slowly letter by letter and it still comes out wrong? i feel your pain.
LOL!!!
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