Wednesday, March 14, 2007

The natives are [bad word]

Lauren (to someone's mom who just arrived): Will your son play with me?

Someone's Mom (in a thick accent): Yes.

Lauren: May I touch your baby?

Baby smiles and coos at Lauren.

Someone's Mom: No. The baby is sleeping.

Lauren: Uhhh. Ok.

Someone's Mom sidles up next to me. "You go to church?"

"Uh, no."

"You have a babysitter?"

Oh yeah, right, lady. You already lied to my kid in front of me. "Uh, yes. Thanks. You enjoy your day!"

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