Lady Epiphany's life as it is.
Monday, July 03, 2006
Hold the figs, please
"So what are we having for dessert?" Lauren asked.
"How about a cookie?" I offered.
"Is it a chocolate chip cookie?"
"No. It's a fig cookie."
She waited for the joke. "Fig?!"
"Yes. They are Fig Newtons."
"Eeeeeewww. That's disgusting."
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