When you're on a business trip, don't point out to your wife that you really really must get to sleep because it's after midnight and you have to be down in the hotel lobby at 8 AM. The next feeding is at approximately 4:30 AM, honey. When someone calls you at 7:30 AM to roll out of bed into a quiet, hot shower, they will probably bring up a cup of coffee. Maybe even a scrambled egg, a couple slices of toast, and some cantalope with strawberries. If I'm lucky, the baby won't spit up half her feeding on my shoulder.
Oh, right. I'm not lucky.